Wednesday, August 22, 2012

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED TO KEVIN


Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had.

Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his
clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.

Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em?'

Monday, August 20, 2012

WORDS INSIDE AND WORDS OUTSIDE


Hello friends and fellow writers. It has been a long time, I know.  My journey took me far away, but I am on the return, on the mend. I've missed you, I suspect, more than you have missed me. 


 First thing, I see that I am still a word person. Here's proof. Some words found inside and some words found outside of my home.








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